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quotes.push("<p>&quot;I love you,&quot; Greg said. &quot;I love you all, individually and as a body, with a passion that borders on mania. Every wild idea, every stupid mistake, every bright shining hope that ended in disappointment, I love you all, moreso than you can ever possibly imagine. If I were you, I'd consider a restraining order.&quot;</p><p>Brigid didn't turn away from her cup, but did glance over at him with narrowed eyes. The loon was making indecent propositions to his library again.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 10/6/2004</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Boobs,&quot; he said. &quot;I have a problem with boobs.&quot;</p><p>Brigid gave Greg a sideways look. &quot;Most men do,&quot; she commented.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 10/1/2004</p>");

quotes.push("<p>Brigid just stood, rigid, blinking. Greg had on an almost cartoon-yellow safari outfit, including pith helmet, a huge false handlebar moustache, and had a monocle in one eye. He was also inexplicably carrying a length of lead pipe.</p><p>&quot;What the...?&quot; she managed to get out.</p><p>&quot;I say, what!&quot; Greg chirped brazenly. &quot;I suggest that it was YOU, Miss Scarlet, in the Conservatory, with the Avacado Dip, what, what!&quot;</p><p>&quot;I think my brain just exploded,&quot; was all she could say.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 10/29/2004</p>");

quotes.push("<p>It took a lot of effort to get the cream cheese out of my eyebrows. But it was worth it.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 11/11/2004</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Hey,&quot; Greg asked. &quot;Is this my groove thing? I've been shaking it for ten minutes now and I can't tell if I'm doing it right.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Stop,&quot; said Brigid. &quot;Just stop. Stop right now, or I'll be forced to ram something sharp into your eye, and neither of us wants that tonight.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 12/3/2004</p>");

quotes.push("<p>She shook her head. &quot;Forget it. Forget it! I'm not going to burn perfectly good brain cells trying to understand you. Go off and have your little mental adventure about Francis Scott Key, I don't want to hear about it. There's a muffin in the other room that badly needs to be eaten, and I'm just the one to do the job.&quot; She turned and strode quickly for the hallway.</p><p>Following on her heels, Greg chirped, &quot;Did you know he has a bridge named after him?&quot; But if she made any further comment, is was cut off by the door she slammed in his face.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 12/15/2004</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;So what's your opinion? Do spiders think? Do they sit around forming opinions on things, or is it all stimulus-response, stimulus-response with them? Is it possible for spiders to have a personality? Or are they like little robots, that run the 'build web' program when they find a dark corner, and the 'eat bug' program when something gets stuck in the web?&quot;</p><p>Brigid blinked. &quot;Good lord, I don't know, how should I know? Geeze, I hope they can't think. It's hard enough spotting one of them on the ceiling when I'm in the shower, without having to wonder what it's got on its mind. Guh!&quot; She shuddered.</p><p>&quot;Spider tells all!&quot; Greg said, scribbling with almost manic intensity. &quot;Naked woman in shower traumatized!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 2/23/2005</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;I was typing away, Mozart on the headphones, not a care in the world, and I got lost in what I was doing and forgot the time. Apparently, Yvonne across the hall is one of these literary-fetish types one hears about, because I happened to look up at the end of a paragraph and she was standing there, in 'Hello Kitty' print underwear and precious little else, with a copy of <em>Retrograde Maneuvers</em> in her hands and stars in her eyes.&quot;</p><p>Brigid blinked several times. &quot;Are you telling me that this mess is because the two of you--&quot;</p><p>&quot;The two of us nothing, it was the one of us, more like! I was so startled at her sudden, adult-rated materialization that I jumped backwards a foot and the chair went south, taking me with it. Banged my head on the floor and my knees on the desk, unplugged the power strip with my foot and lost half a chapter in the process. It was a nightmare!&quot;</p><p>For a long moment, Brigid didn't say a word, just looked down at him as if trying to determine if he was a real person or a space alien.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 6/27/2005</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Um ... hello?&quot; he said. It was a perfectly ordinary cat as far as Greg could tell, with white fur and gold-colored eyes, that looked back at him as if embarrassed. &quot;I was hoping you wouldn't spot me under here,&quot; seemed to be the cat's general attitude, and it meowed as if to say as much.</p><p>Greg looked at the cat. The cat looked at Greg. &quot;Where did you come from?&quot; Greg said.</p><p>&quot;Meow,&quot; replied the cat, which wasn't very informative, but at least showed a friendly spirit.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 9/28/2005</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;She can't help it if she's in love with the guy, I know. I mean, probably if I picked up somebody on the bounce and then she called me up, I'd go running back to her. It's not like I have any real room to complain. But ... I mean ... I feel totally screwed. Why can't I be the one she's crazy about? Why do I have to be the one who chivalrously steps aside? I could be 'the one' if only circumstances were just a little bit different!&quot;</p><p>Greg nodded. &quot;I know that feeling,&quot; he said. &quot;Something like, 'There, but for the middle finger of God, go I.'&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 11/02/2005</p>");

quotes.push("<p>Isadora poured a bit more Perriér into her glass and said, &quot;So one day he finally said, 'Darling, would you make me the happiest man on Earth, and consent to give me a divorce?' To which I naturally replied, 'Dearest! I thought you'd never ask! Yes, yes, an hundred times yes!' Or something like that.&quot;</p><p>&quot;That's not the way I remember it going,&quot; said Brigid. &quot;You never called dad 'dearest' in your life.&quot;</p><p>&quot;I'm just trying to put it in terms that Greg here can understand,&quot; Isadora replied.</p><p>&quot;Thanks,&quot; said Greg, smiling weakly over his alfredo. &quot;I appreciate the effort.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 4/17/2006</p>");

quotes.push("<p><em>&quot;Establishing weasel!&quot;</em> Greg exclaimed in sheer joy. &quot;What a great phrase! I wonder how one goes about establishing weasel!&quot;</p><p>Brigid giggled slightly in spite of herself. &quot;I figured that establishing weasel is what you have to do with your divorce lawyer before you take the weasel to court.&quot;</p><p>&quot;No, I think I've got it,&quot; Greg said, hand to his chin in concentration. &quot;An establishing weasel is a weasel that's hanging over the fireplace in Act One, that you just <em>know</em> will go off by Act Three.&quot;</p><p>Brigid put her hand to her forehead, closing her eyes and shaking her head. &quot;And how exactly, does a weasel go off?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Well that should be obvious to anybody,&quot; Greg said. &quot;You leave it out on the table with the cap off overnight.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 5/15/2006</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Well they had this chick named Hebe who would bring them their ambrosia and nectar; but one day she ran off with Hercules, so they needed a new cupbearer. Zeus spotted this teenage hottie by the name of Ganymede and decided he'd fit the bill perfectly, so he sent an eagle swooping down to Earth to bring Ganymede up to be his cupbearer and general sex-slave.&quot;</p><p>Brigid raised her eyebrows. &quot;Zeus would boink teenage boys, would he?&quot;</p><p>Greg shrugged. &quot;Zeus would boink anything that wasn't nailed down, and a few things that were.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 12-22-2006</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;No philosopher ever drove a sports car, eh?&quot; said Greg.</p><p>&quot;Not with <em>those</em> hubcaps,&quot; replied Brigid with conviction.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 5/9/2007</p>");

quotes.push("<p>Greg took a sip, and instantly his face contorted into a spasm of shock and revulsion. &quot;Good <em>God</em>!&quot; he said. &quot;What <em>is</em> that? I asked for iced tea!&quot;</p><p>&quot;That <em>is</em> iced tea!&quot; said the waitress. &quot;You didn't like the Raspberry Splash, so I brought you the 'Mango Passion Splash' iced tea instead!&quot;</p><p>Greg, opening and closing his mouth rapidly and sticking his tongue into the air, pleaded, &quot;Can't you just bring me some 'Iced Tea Splash' iced tea?&quot;</p><p>The waitress laughed. &quot;You're funny!&quot; she said, and headed for another table.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 6/14/2007</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Well, there you have it. Women like cats, men like dogs. Don't you see? It shows you what they want from a companion. It shows you what they want from love! Why do women always go for 'the bad boy' who mistreats them? Because they're so eager to win that rare display of affection from the aloof cat who doesn't need them. Why do men always try to find a girl who's just like their mother? Because they're looking for that unconditional, dependable devotion.&quot;</p><p>&quot;These men and women sound like a handful of real basket-cases to me,&quot; said Greg.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 8/7/2007</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Well, well, she lives!&quot; Greg chirped. &quot;How did your big date with, what's-his-hame -- Gary? -- go?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Gary's the name he goes by to make life easy,&quot; Brigid said, gently easing herself down onto a barstool. &quot;His real name is something unpronounceable and Lithuanian.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Ah,&quot; said Greg, and added two more eggs to the pan. &quot;Well, how did your big date with Something Unpronounceable and Lithuanian go?&quot;</p><p>&quot;You remember how I promised myself I wasn't going to have sex on the first date?&quot; Brigid said.</p><p>&quot;Yes?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Well, I kept it.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Tsk! Poor thing. Have some apple juice.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 9/7/2007</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;My first inclination that something might be amiss, of course, was the title. Nobody calls a play something like 'Dualing Realities' unless they intend to start something. The second inclination was when the lights came up to reveal, stage left, a man in makeup and earrings surrounded by a cascade of flowers; stage right, a woman in a vinyl and spandex, er, costume.</p><p>Brigid, always one to get right to the point, said, &quot;Good god, the woman is dressed as a giant rubber penis.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 10/16/2007</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;He won't -- hey!&quot; Greg jerked back in surprise; Ozymandias, apparently aware that they were talking about him, had jumped up onto the counter, and promptly sat in Greg's breakfast.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Fictionlet 12/28/2007</p>");

// Suburban Jungle quotes

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You <strong>ate</strong> my date???&quot;</p><p>&quot;What can I say? I didn't know.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Tiffany Tiger and Leonard Lion, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You completely alienated one of our best clients yesterday!&quot;</p><p>&quot;<strong>Me?</strong> What did <strong>I</strong> do?&quot;</p><p>&quot;You <b>ate</b> your supervisor!&quot;</p><p>&quot;He was provoking me.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Temp Agency Rep and Tiffany Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Pure <strong>machismo,</strong> baby!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Oh <strong>please</strong>.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leonard Lion and Tiffany Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Gee Wensley, that was a sweet thing to do -- but don't you want credit for your charity?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Nah. I prefer to remain anonymouse.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Tiffany Tiger and Wensleydale, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Tiffany, if you're going to sell your soul, don't sell it cheap.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leonard Lion, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Well, it's a tough town, dear. Maybe you're just not destined for success in this business.&quot;</p><p>&quot;No wonder you're called 'Woody!' You're a big--&quot;</p><p>&quot;Now, now, let's not be vulgar.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leona Lioness and H. Wood Wolf, The Suburban Jungle</p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;<strong>Aack! Lady, run! There's a tiger in your house!</strong>&quot;</p><p>&quot;That's just my roommate!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Oh, sorry.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Telephone psychic and Yin Panda, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;<strong>Hey!</strong> Don't hug me, I'm your boss! <strong>Stop that!!!</strong>&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Eddie Ape, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Isn't it a beautiful day outside? I think fall is my all-time favorite season!&quot;</p><p>&quot;You realize, don't you, that being so cheerful is against company policy!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Tiffany Tiger and Eddie Ape, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;So are you really gay or did you just tell him that to get him off your back?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Why don't you come 'round this side of the bar so I can pinch that cute bum?&quot;</p><p>&quot;I guess that answers <strong>that</strong> question!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leonard Lion and Drezzer Wolf, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Well, it could be worse ... she could have discounted you out of hand the moment she met you, then come running to you whenever she wants comforting or needs help or advice.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Yeesh! That <strong>would</strong> suck! What made you think of that?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Never mind.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leonard Lion and Conrad Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Gimme your wallet! I've gotta knife!&quot;</p><p>&quot;A worm. With a knife.&quot;</p><p>&quot;C'mon, hand it over!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Stan the Worm and Wensleydale, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Who'd have thought, when you couldn't hold a job and kept coming up with 'pie-in-the-sky' dreams, that you would ever actually get somewhere?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Well, not you, apparently.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Sorry; that was worded badly.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Glory Lioness and Leonard Lion, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Civilization sucks.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leonard Lion, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Do I look, um, gay enough?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Are you kidding? You look like you just stepped out of an 'International Male' catalog!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Conrad Tiger and Drezzer Wolf, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;I've been investigating the dark conspiracy that rules the world from its hidden base in Atlantis.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Maybe I should just get you a drink and not ask questions.&quot;</p><p>&quot;That's true -- it's dangerous to learn too much!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Yin Panda and Wally Roo, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;<strong>Ow! Ow! Ow!</strong> The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Ohmygawd, Louis, you are <strong>such</strong> a little geek!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Louis Tiger and Comfort T. Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;That's what I am ... scared. Scared that people will hate me. All I want is to make people like me, but everything I do just seems to make them hate me all the more.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Well heck, Conrad, <strong>I</strong> like you fine, just exactly the way you are.&quot;</p><p>...</p><p>&quot;Seriously?&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Conrad Tiger and Drezzer Wolf, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;We were having <strong>SEX! Wonderful SEX!</strong>&quot;</p><p>&quot;<strong>What?</strong>&quot;</p><p>&quot;No, I'm only fooling. I just walked 'im 'ome.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Drezzer Wolf and Tiffany Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You sound pretty disgruntled.&quot;</p><p>&quot;I was booted with no notice and Dover -- <strong>Dover!</strong> -- got my job! Heck yes, I'm disgruntled!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Is it possible for a person to be 'gruntled'?&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Leonard Lion and Eddie Ape, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Well, they described Tiffany's portrayal of 'Tiffarella' as 'sexy,' 'likeable,' and 'engaging.'&quot;</p><p>&quot;But my role as 'Leona-5'?&quot;</p><p>&quot;'Scary beyond all reason.' All of them. And it wasn't even on the survey form!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Camden Hippo and Leona Lioness, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Doesn't it drive you crazy that he could claim to love somebody else but still claim to love you?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Heck no, I don't care if I'm the only one -- just so long as I'm the <strong>important</strong> one.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Tiffany Tiger and Glory Lioness, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;That's just the point! Some nice girl tries to talk to you, and you're gonna put her off with that kind of junk!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Feh. Any girl who doesn't like to see Tokyo stomped, I got nothing to say to.&quot;</p><p>&quot;<em>*sigh*</em> You're hopeless.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Comfort T. Tiger and Louis Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;I know, darling, I know. But there'll be other weddings.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Y'know Mom, I don't think you get that whole 'til death do us part bit.&quot;</p><p>&quot;I'm a tiger, darling. With us it's 'til <strong>sex</strong> do us part.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Natasha Tiger and Comfort T. Tiger, <em>The Suburban Jungle</em></p>");

// NeverNever quotes

quotes.push("<p>&quot;I warned my dad about using cupcake, Mr. Faerie. Please accept my sincere apology.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Apology nuthin' -- gimme a cupcake.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Arthur and Col. Beowulf, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You're just being negative -- being small didn't stop Napoleon.&quot;</p><p>&quot;<strong>Napoleon wasn't twelve inches tall!</strong>&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Gen. Blither and Col. Beowulf, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;A word to the wise: never annoy a pooka.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Col. Beowulf, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;I got flustered! I lost my head.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Just you wait.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Gen. Blither and Queen Isegrayne, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Yes sir, that's me! Mister Gnorman G. Gnome, military tactician and master armorer, specializing in gnarled and gnasty gnives and gnets! Is your gneighbor a gnuisance? When I'm done he'll be gnashed and gnotted!&quot;</p><p>&quot;What's the middle 'g' stand for?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Gned.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Gnorman Gnome and Gen. Blither, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You disturb me.&quot;</p><p>&quot;I'm a gnome. It's what I do.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Col. Beowulf and Gnorman Gnome, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;In all that time, you've never given me a lock of your hair, a glove, or even a handkerchief to carry into battle as your champion.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Of course not! If you got killed I'd be out a perfectly good lock of hair!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Col. Beowulf and Lady Dewdrop, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Request permission to pass out in agony, sir...&quot;</p><p>&quot;Buck up, Bristle! Don't be such a baby!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Lt. Bristle and Gen. Blither, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Good day, sir. I am the Black Knight, representing death, entropy, and the forces of evil.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--The Black Knight, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You bet your epaulets, old twerp! Me and the boys of the Red Hawk Brigade will give those humans a thorough what-for!&quot;</p><p>&quot;If you two don't need me, I'm going to talk to somebody who has a clue.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Col. Thunder and Col. Beowulf, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Your mother and I are very disappointed you don't live up to your potential!&quot;</p><p>&quot;But Dad, every time I try to live up to my potential you just drag me back to school again!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Dad and Arthur, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Behold the 'bicorn,' a magical beast with the head of a goat, the body of a goat, and the legs of ... a goat!&quot;</p><p>&quot;So, in other words, a goat.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Yes, but a <strong>magical</strong> goat!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Gnorman Gnome and Col. Beowulf, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Once again, life pokes me in the eye and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!'&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Arthur, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;I'm not even going to ask why you've got a stungun in your pack.&quot;</p><p>&quot;This thing's so heavy, I've probably got a nuclear submarine in here somewhere.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Arthur and Jenny, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Your traps were useless, gnome! You're a disgrace to all gnomes everywhere, if such a thing is possible!&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--The Black Knight, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;Maybe it's a cryptic clue!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Maybe it was a dumb idea.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--Col. Beowulf and Mopsy, <em>NeverNever</em></p>");

// Michael Macbeth quotes
quotes.push("<p>This was a problem Michael was intimately acquainted with. Being a rather enormous 6'4&quot; and a few inches over two feet wide, he had been unable to fit comfortably in cars or reasonably attractive clothing since he was fourteen. Whenever he confronted car dealers or clothing salespeople about this, they unanimously agreed that it was Michael's own damn fault for having the gall to grow so bloody big. And while specialty shops and mail-order catalogs would occasionally have something Michael could stand to wear, he had yet to see a &quot;Big and Tall Used Car Dealership.&quot;</p><p class='quotesource'>--<em>Stray Cat Strut</em></p>");

quotes.push("<p>&quot;You seem remarkably calm for someone about to be turned into a cat. It's an admirable quality. Most men, when they realize what's happening to them, become quite flustered.&quot;</p><p>&quot;I've always been very clear-headed in a crisis,&quot; Michael said.</p><p class='quotesource'>--Yolande Aeaea and Michael Macbeth, <em>Stray Cat Strut</em>");

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